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5 Steps To Get Laid Using Tinder

We loved the same jokes, just... He had a car that he would not park unless he crashed into the other cars in front and behind him. We hold hands for hours. The first time we slept together was that first date in the back of his Jeep in the parking lot of 3 churches.

No lying, she is definitely be the most attractive girl I will ever hook up with in my life. She hops a lyft to my place around midnight and we grab a quick drink at the bar across the street. Yes, the rush of meeting someone new — new bed, new bodies — can, occasionally, be great.

19 Tinder Users Describe Their Best And Worst Hookup Stories - Flash forward a month later — we were still dating -- but we broke up because HE IS CRAZY.

Some people have the magic touch when it comes to. You could chalk it up to luck, but the more likely reason is that their profile pic is on point, their bio reads well and they know. And when all those elements come together in perfect harmony, you get stories like the ones below. These are the Tinder hookups of legend — the kind of fun, seamless, no-strings-attached experiences that guys and girls who are just looking for some dream of. Read the tales below for inspiration and then resolve to be the best man on Tinder you can be. Now go get swiping! I check tinder and have a message from the night before, a match I've had for awhile, 19 years old asking when she will get to see me or some shit. I never know what to do with these 18-19 year olds. I say maybe tonight, not expecting a quick response considering what time it was, but she immediately fires back that she works that night but how about this morning? I said lol I have to work, she says she's horny, I said come over. So she is at my place by 7am, we fuck on my couch, and I go to work about an hour late. I flirt on the app a bit, get her number, she is obviously not looking for something serious from me. She wants to get drinks before she just comes over though. So its Saturday night and I just finished a date with some girl I didn't sleep with and I throw her a text. She just left some house party, kinda tipsy. She hops a lyft to my place around midnight and we grab a quick drink at the bar across the street. She had on this tight dress, great body for 42. She literally trips and falls on the steps leaving the bar, scrapes both knees, blood everywhere. I somehow manage to help her out and not make her feel too embarrassed. We fuck a few times and she jumps another lyft home around 8am.